Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

sextnoise:

following back tons!

(Source: ghost-tee)

Posted 1 day ago

textpostsrus:

nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear

Posted 1 day ago

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

Posted 1 day ago

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

Posted 1 day ago
just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill…

just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill

(Source: sweetautumnmisery)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

clara. my clara.

Posted 1 day ago